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I first started having them
when I was a teenager,

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and, you know,
it's It bothered me.

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- It did?
- Well, sure.

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Well, I had dreams
<i>er</i> other guys.

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Girls and pitching
in the World Series and

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But I was always
in my undershorts.

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It's not uncommon.

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You dream about conducting a symphony
orchestra in your undershorts?

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This isn't about me.

10
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Sometimes they reoccur,
and that's uncomfortable.

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It's understandable.
You're a captain.

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- Captain Boxer Shorts?
- I hate this.

13
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- What, Jai alai'?
- No, being a "B."

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A bee? “Bee" as in what?
"Bee" as in "bumble“?

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As in "book report." When I was in school,
I always had to give mine first.

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Right after Adelson
and Annatelli was Brody.

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- That's third.
- Yeah, but it felt like first.

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Dr. Smith is Just updating
the crew's psychological profiles,

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It's not like
you're gonna remember

20
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that you killed
the paperboy or something.

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That's easy for you to say.
I mean, you're a Wolenczak, a "W".

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By that time' the teachers were asleep.
Why do we have to do this?

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Lay on the couch
like some Icon?

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Ta\k therapy went out with group sharing
and past-life recollections.

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Yeah, you know.
I think I was

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- Player one eliminated.
- Fred Flintstone in a past life.

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You can't be a cartoon
in a past life. It's like the movies.

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It'd be like saying you were
Johnny Depp in a past life.

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I might have been,
though, actually

30
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I rememberl had
an awful lot of girlfriends.

31
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- He's still alive' genius.
- But I know I was a caveman.

32
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- We were all cavemen. - This stuff
goes in our file, It's serious.

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- Not if you've got nothing to hide.
- I've got nothing to hide.

34
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I just don't like remembering stuff
I've been trying to forget.

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The guy's in serious denial.

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I think he needs to see a shrink.

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Okay, we all
have to do this.

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What are you looking at?

39
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- Nothing.
- You're next, Lucas.

40
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Doctor' whatever happened
to the "B's"?

41
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We'll talk about them along with the birds.
How does that sound?

42
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Embarrassing.

43
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- Would you tell Dagwood he's next?
- I didn't know he had to do this.

44
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He's a G.E.L.F. I gave him the day off,

45
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I have discovered the great ray that first
brought life into the world.

46
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At first, I experimented
only with dead animals

47
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and then a human heart,
which I kept beating for three weeks,

48
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but now I'm going to turn
that ray on that body

49
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and endow it with life.

50
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And you really believe
that you can bring life to the dead?

51
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That body is not dead.

52
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Are you my father?

53
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Let me look at you.

54
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Are you my father?

55
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In the biblical sense, no,

56
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I'm afraid we have put
away the Bible.

57
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Who is my father?

58
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Need someone to take you fishing,
do you? Tell you the facts of life?

59
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There are no facts of life.
There is only fiction.

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But I am the closest thing
you have to a father.

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I made you.

62
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It looks like you've turned
into a fine young man.

63
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No, I haven't.

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You're too hard
on yourself, son.

65
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You have Mood
and bone and muscle.

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You have a brain.

67
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But I don't have a heart.

68
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You have a heart, son,

69
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but I'm afraid it beats as black as mine.

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29, 50, 23! Hut! Hut!

71
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It always ended the same way.
I never scored the touchdown.

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I always dropped
the ball. It was

73
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It's like I'm underwater,
like I can't

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I can't move fast enough.

75
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Often, that can mean
one is frustrated over some issue.

76
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No, I'm hardly
frustrated, Doctor.

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You never wanted
to play footbaH?

78
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No, my father wanted me
to play football,

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He was the one who was frustrated.
He kept harping on it.

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"Take advantage
of your God-given talents."

81
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I wanted to go to the Naval Academy.
It was so

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Frustrating?

83
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Okay,

84
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But he didn't want me to play
against nuns. We weren't even Catholic.

85
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Captain, this is
a private session.

86
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Dag has been
arrested for murder.

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Wilhelm Brown
was to be 53 this March,

88
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but he will not be
celebrating that birthday.

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The good doctor won't be able
to sit out on his front porch

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and reflect on an esteemed career
in genetics.

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He won't be able to playr golf,
make love or laugh.

92
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Doctor Brown is dead.

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DNA samples taken from the scene
match the suspect exactly.

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Skin cells and
the fingerprints, perfectly.

95
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We have a“ watched
the security video from the victim's home.

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It was not
a computer generation.

97
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So you have all seen the murderer,
ladies and gentlemen,

98
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and he sits in this room.

99
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An unfortunate man? Maybe.

100
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Maybe you don't even believe
he is really a man.

101
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He's an Alpha Model K' created,

102
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coincidentally enough,
by the deceased.

103
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Was this an act of revenge?

104
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Maybe.

105
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But it doesn't matter.

106
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All that matters is
an innocent man is dead,

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and another man killed him,
an Alpha Model K.

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But, man or monster,

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he must pay.

110
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Dagwood, you have
to take the stand.

111
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Okay, David.

112
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Thank God.

113
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Where should I take it?

114
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Dagwood, if you didn't do it,
now is the time to say that,

115
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- I didn't do it.
- No, not to me, to the jury.

116
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- Why?
- Because they think you did it,

117
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- But I didn't.
- Then who did do it?

118
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The man on the wall picture

119
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The man on the wall picture
is you, Dagwood.

120
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,154
I know.
How does it do that?

121
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,229
This is ridiculous.

122
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Do you think Dagwood did it,
sir, Captain?

123
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:18,871
- I don't know.
- I do. I didn't.

124
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You have to remember where you were
the night the man was killed.

125
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No one told me
I had to remember.

126
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:29,356
I would've remembered
if you told me to remember.

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- Why do people wear these?
- Supposed to make us look better.

128
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- Does Dagwood look better?
- You look fine.

129
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Mmm, good.

130
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Will the defendant please stand?

131
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We have found the defendant
guilty of murder in the first degree.

132
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Thank you.

133
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:04,915
Would the defendant care
to address the court before sentencing?

134
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,078
A dress? It's a suit.

135
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,954
Would you like
to say something?

136
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,038
Yes.

137
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,112
- Then say it.
- Stand up.

138
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,474
The man on the wall picture
who killed the man

139
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is not the <i>same</i> man
that I am here in front of you now.

140
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,633
That man is a different man.

141
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,518
- You've changed?
- No.

142
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,158
Then what are you saying?

143
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Dagwood is saying
that I am a different man.

144
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,829
Yes, I'm afraid you are,

145
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and this court has no recourse
but to incarcerate you

146
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for the remainder
of your natural fife

147
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in the U.E.0. Prison
for the Criminally Insane.

148
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,829
Is that a long time?

149
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,554
It's not fair.
It just isn't fair,

150
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,871
Come on, Lucas,
he killed a man, They got it on tape,

151
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:31,310
But he wouldn't do that.

152
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,154
Maybe Dagwood blew
some kind of genetic fuse in his head.

153
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,834
I mean, the guy's, er,
been using this fake brain.

154
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:40,829
It's not fake, Tony.
It's genetically engineered.

155
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,479
Piccolo' I thought
you liked Dagwood.

156
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,916
I do, but if Dagwood
was a new car, come on,

157
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,196
he'd have been recalled to the dealer.

158
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:52,398
- I don't believe it either, Lucas.
- It doesn't matter.

159
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,474
Dagwood's going to the House
of Many Doors for life.

160
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Life? How can they <i>even</i>
sentence him to We?

161
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,549
The};r don't even know
how long an Alpha Model K will live-.

162
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,917
He stops breathing,
they let him out.

163
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:11,751
Sixty hundred and seventy-six,
sixty hundred and seventy-seven,

164
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:15,913
sixty hundred and seventy-nine
sixty hundred and seventy-ten,

165
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:22,998
sixty hundred and seventy-one
sixty hundred and seventy-two.

166
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:28,719
There are sixty hundred and seventy-two
dots on each square on the ceiling.

167
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:40,873
Dagwood is learning to count
lo learn how long to be criminally insane.

168
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,277
Why is it like that?

169
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,638
It's called justice.

170
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,437
A man has been killed,

171
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:54,510
and this is the way society demands
that the debt be paid.

172
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:59,675
No, why are there sixty hundred and
seventy-two dots on the ceiling squares?

173
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,510
Do you know what a jail is?

174
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,793
Dagwood has
always been in jail.

175
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,914
This one just keeps
people behind bars.

176
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:19,271
Mine Just keeps me different,

177
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,674
but it's the same jail.

178
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:29,320
Said prisoner <i>must</i> be in the custody
of military police escorts at all times,

179
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,472
Prisoner is allowed two meals
at nutritional standards.

180
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,519
Prisoner is allowed access
to toilet facilities twice (1and1inr

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in the direct supervision
of transport chaperone.

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Prisoner is not allowed to recreate,
procreate, engage in sex, drive,

183
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attend pubHc gatherings' gamma,
smoke, or drink alcohol. Clear?

184
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,471
- We know how this works.
- Don't matter.

185
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:52,513
If this ape takes a hike
on you, it's my ass,

186
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,320
- He's not an ape.
- He's a Dagger,

187
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:59,276
so don't take him
to a gin mill. Scares the drunks.

188
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:03,076
- He's not an animal.
- Convicted murderer.

189
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,832
It's my job to pack 'em up. He's your
crewmate. It's your job to take him.

190
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,551
You got 24 hours to do just that.

191
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:12,752
Holding barrier disengaged.
Prisoner coming through.

192
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,757
Hi, Jim.
Hi, Jonathan,

193
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,157
I don't want to sit down, okay?
I want to stand.

194
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,516
Standing is what <i>\</i> want to do.

195
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,310
You might be
more comfortable.

196
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,557
Comfortable?

197
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,554
I don't want
to be comfortable.

198
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,993
What is this “comfortable" stuff?
Dagwood is going to jail,

199
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,959
and you want me to talk about
whether or not I ever wet the bed?

200
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,678
Well, I didn't, okay?

201
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,749
My parents are divorced,
and when it came to denial,

202
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,474
my mother was the riverboat queen.
So can I go now, Doctor?

203
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,917
I know you're upset, Lucas.

204
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,997
Upset?

205
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,918
No. No, try angry

206
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,153
because nobody seems to care
that an innocent guy, one of our crew,

207
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,470
is going to jail for a crime
he didn't even commit.

208
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,870
In light of the evidence,
that's hard to believe.

209
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,550
Look, lots of things
are hard to believe,

210
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:26,157
but it's ourjob as scientists
not to go with the easy answers.

211
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:30,592
If we did that,
we'd all have polio.

212
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:35,234
When something
this tragic happens,

213
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,279
when someone you know does
something terrible, horribly unpredictable,

214
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,400
it can be very frightening,

215
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,675
Some of us might be afraid that we
could lose the same kind of control,

216
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,514
do the same kind of thing.

217
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,589
Don't get
carried away, Doctor.

218
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,750
In the first grade,
I punched out Dwight Herman

219
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,753
for stealing
a cardboard Santa Claus,

220
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,317
but he had it coming.

221
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:30,349
That was once.
Dagwood has to go twice, right?

222
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,871
Well, you can go as many times
as you want, buddy.

223
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:40,669
- What if I don't have to?
- Well, that's okay, too.

224
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,759
Dagwood!
Stop! Don't!

225
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,118
Thank you, mister.

226
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,393
You're welcome.

227
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,636
Dagwood, if you're gonna
do something We that,

228
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,476
- you gotta let me know.
- Sorry.

229
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,632
Hey' mister,
why are you We that?

230
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,474
- They think I'm bad.
- Are you?

231
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,471
No. Are you?

232
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:31,598
Know what I can do?

233
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,512
Loan do this.

234
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,236
Know what I can do?

235
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,791
Loan do this.

236
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,750
Don't do that, mister,

237
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,436
It's okay.
I didn't know I could.

238
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,190
It feels good.

239
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:10,070
Don't you ever talk to someone like that!
Do you hear me? Do you? Ever!

240
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,119
- It's all right, ma'am.
- I saw that monster on television.

241
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,680
Don't you tell me
it's all right!

242
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,955
I think she liked me.

243
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,633
- This duty sucks
- Yeah, tell me about it,

244
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,191
He didn't do it, did he?

245
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,954
Darwin doesn't know.

246
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,476
If he didn't do it, who did?

247
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:57,830
Darwin different.
Dagwood different.

248
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,311
Sometimes different Darwins.

249
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:05,790
Sometimes different Dagwoods.

250
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:17,194
All guards must have ID transponders
engaged at all times.

251
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,555
Pd only heard
about this place

252
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,634
But I didn't think
it was gonna be this bad.

253
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,993
It looks like hell.

254
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:37,150
Is this where Dagwood
is going to five now?

255
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:42,716
I can't do this, mam
Not now. Not yet.

256
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,197
Prisoner transfer
in progress, section 5,

257
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,795
The guy's never had a life,

258
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,038
I know.

259
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,275
You know, we aren't
due in till tomorrow.

260
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,795
You're the officer in charge.

261
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,230
Dagwood' is there anything
you've ever really wanted to do?

262
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,552
- No.
- Nothing?

263
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,434
Nothing is something
that Dagwood has already done.

264
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:21,390
- I bet you've never been on a Ferris
wheel. - What is “Ferris wheel"?

265
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,594
Hey, sorry' pal.
He can't go on.

266
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,752
- You're open, right?
- Just about.

267
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,353
The rainbow
with the handcuffs can't get on.

268
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,710
Come on' pal, Why not?

269
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,270
Can't ride the rides in leg irons
and handcuffs. Says so in the manual,

270
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,080
Could you
make an exception?

271
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,950
What happens if I get a systems failure?
He's got to climb off.

272
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,190
Hanging upside down
like some banana,

273
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,352
fire department's
here, medics. Then what?

274
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,715
- What if I remove the handcuffs?
- What is this, poker?

275
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,474
- Can I trust you?
- Yes.

276
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,719
That's that kiHer guy
I saw on TV, right?

277
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,719
You wouldn't think they'd like
Ferris wheels, would you?

278
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,911
The gentleman might find lobster
more to his liking

279
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,754
if he were to take it
out of the shell.

280
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,950
You ought to see this guy rotate tires.
Doesn't even need a jack.

281
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,750
That's it. That's it.
Just go easy. Go easy.

282
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,754
- Dagwood is driving.
- Yeah, sort of.

283
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,595
Okay, new step on the brake.

284
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,635
The brake!
That's not the brake!

285
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,757
- You said it was the brake.
- No, the brake's in the middle.

286
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,671
- That's the gas!
- Where's the middle?

287
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,593
- It's the one between the other things!
- Other things?

288
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,718
H.“

289
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,877
Fun.

290
00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:03,191
Wait till you try it on the street.

291
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:13,629
I'm not in the charity business.
You want that, go to Social Services.

292
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:17,834
Just a dance, okay? The guy's
never even danced with a girl before.

293
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,390
- What's wrong with him?
- Nothing,

294
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,315
Well, not really.

295
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,554
"Not really" doesn't sound
like nothing to me.

296
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,153
Ask Sheila.
She likes to dance.

297
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,318
Sheila.

298
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,195
- No way, honey.
- Oh, come on. Just a dance.

299
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,750
Sorry, no Daggers.

300
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,917
It's okay,
you know, not dancing.

301
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:08,751
The other things were very nice.
Thank you.

302
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,758
- You're welcome, Dagwood.
- This stinks.

303
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:16,311
He's going to the can forever,
and he's never even been kissed.

304
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,592
Maybe Dagwood will get kissed
in the can.

305
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,438
Count on it.

306
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:27,117
You know, we have
to tum him over at dawn.

307
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,516
Which gives us
about six hours.

308
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:37,350
You know' I know
this one girl that just might

309
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,914


310
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,079
Who?

311
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:09,033
Hello, Dagwood.

312
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,274
I thought this was the place
for dancing.

313
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,551


314
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,875
What are you doing here?

315
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,551
Get down! Stay away!

316
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,350
Get out of here!

317
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,518
- Hey!
- Somebody stop him! Do something!

318
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,558
He's crazy!

319
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,638
Let's get out of here!

320
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,796
Pull over! Pull over
to the side immediately!

321
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,878
It's that Dagger!
Shoot out the tires!

322
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,391
Dagwood?

323
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,636
Oh, God. Dagwood!

324
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,309
Ford, Brody,
wake up! He's gone!

325
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,318
- Who?
- Dagwood.

326
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,312
He's gone? What happened?

327
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,159
- <i>\</i> fell asleep.
- You fell asleep?

328
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,551
Oh, we were dancing,
and then I fell asleep.

329
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,714
Dancing, <i>er</i> you said.
That was it, okay?

330
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:56,069
- Oh, man.
- Where the he“ is he?

331
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,551
That's him, the killer!
It's the Dagger!

332
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:17,399
I don't want to hear how it happened.
I want to know why it happened.

333
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,518
He was in your charge,
and rightly or wrongly, a prisoner.

334
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,915
I know, sir. I'm sorry.
It was a mistake.

335
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,833
But Dagwood's never had a life,
and we thought

336
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,758
And you thought what?

337
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:35,391
We thought we'd give him one,
even if it was only for a night.

338
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,556
Yeah, well, you gave him one.

339
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,709
He didn't do it, Nathan,

340
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,117
Why do you think that?

341
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,794
Well, I did a scan on Dagwood,

342
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,435
and the only thing I got
was a frightened child-.

343
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,714
Frightened children
don't kill people.

344
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,234
I wish that that were true.

345
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:28,235
The G.E.L.F. identified as the escapee

346
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,834
convicted of murdering
Dr. Wilhelm Brown,

347
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,914
formerly one of the world's leading
genetic engineers,

348
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,995
attacked the diner's patrons
early this morning.

349
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:42,399
Authorities have advised the suspect
is extremely dangerous,

350
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,831
and a statewide shoot-on-sight order
has been issued.

351
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,112
Police are urging all local residents
to stay in their homes tonight

352
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:58,069
Remember, remember, remember,

353
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,875
remember,
remember, remember

354
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,034
Dagwood remembers.

355
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,834
Come in.

356
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,873
I'm sorry, sir.
Lucas is missing.

357
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,672
Don't tell me this.

358
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:47,231
He was really upset about Dagwood, sir.
We think he took your motorcycle.

359
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,078
Dagwood. Thank God.

360
00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:13,119
Look, I know you're scared,

361
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,750
but you've got to give yourself up.
They're gonna kill you.

362
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,309
Take me home.

363
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:24,190
I can't.
You've got to turn yourself in.

364
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,632
Take me home.

365
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,831
Dagwood, I'm your friend.

366
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,720
Take me home!

367
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,316
I've got a position
on your motorcycle, sir-.

368
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,190
It's the Gen-U-Flect lab.

369
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,192
The Mace closed down
about six years ago.

370
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,040
Get this information
to Commander Ford and Brody.

371
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:51,958
Aye, aye, sir.

372
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:56,272
And, O'Neill, tell them to use
whatever force is necessary,

373
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,079
Yes, sir,

374
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,831
Lucas? Lucas?

375
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,878
No. No, go away!

376
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,598
- Someone hurt Lucas?
- Leave me alone.

377
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,991
- Lucas doesn't like Dagwood anymore?
- You almost killed me, Dagwood.

378
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,676
- No' Lucas is my
- Please. Please.

379
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,751
Friend.

380
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:51,112
Have to go
to the beginning place.

381
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,836
My family,

382
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:50,914
The Dagwood that is me.

383
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:50,069
- Dagwood!
- Lucas, run!

384
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,989
You need help!

385
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,793
Only Dagwood
can help Dagwood!

386
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,755
- Where is he?
- He's in there. There's two of them.

387
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,756
- Two Dagwoods? - it was the other one
that killed Dr. Brown.

388
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,353
Watch it!

389
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,996
- There he is.
- Don't.

390
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,191
Which one are you?

391
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:44,277
She taught Dagwood
how to dance.

392
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,270
Well, you know,
Just a couple of steps.

393
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,316
Come on, Dagwood.
Let's go home,

394
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,837
Home.

395
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,638
I didn't say I didn't like Dagwood!
I said he had a fake brain.

396
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,792
- You don't think that's hostile?
- Hostile? No!

397
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,998
Hostile's when I flatten a guy
<i>'cause</i> he looks at me the wrong way.

398
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,390
I mean, I like Dagwood.

399
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,596
He could use a new paintjob, but hey,

400
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:25,037
some people could use
a new hairdo, you know?

401
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,113
Don't worry about it, Doc.
You're a heartbreaker.

402
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,636
Gee, the time flies
like the wind!

403
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,112
Yes, it does.

404
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,072
And fruit flies like bananas.

405
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:42,390
So we don't want
to bill Uncle Sam overtime

406
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,039
on account of this brain,
right? See you.

407
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,717
'Uil

408
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,315
Okay, when I was 11, I stole
my uncle's coin collection,

409
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,040
but I was only 11 years Md,
you know? I knew it was wrong,

410
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,556
but <i>\</i> really wanted to buy comic
books, something came over me, and

411
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:07,198
- Lieutenant Brody.
- What?

412
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,400
We don't do this
lying down anymore.

413
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,877
I knew that.

414
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,671
Is this for me?

415
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:48,275
Makes people look better.

416
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,718
Thank you.

417
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,309
Thank you.

418
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,158
Dagwood?

419
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,436
Why did you
run away that night?

420
00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:12,949
Before, Dagwood
didn't have a life,

421
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:16,356
but then he did.

422
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,800
I wanted to keep it

423
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:52,558
Dagwood has been kissed.

424
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,959
Hi' I'm Edward Kerr, and I'm here
with some of the ocean's most elegant

425
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,111
and misunderstood
sea animals. the stingray.

426
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,989
With their flexible cartilage body,
they are close relatives to the shark,

427
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,071
but unlike sharks,
they have no real teeth,

428
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,311
and only along
barbed tau for defense.

429
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,552
Stingrays often bury themselves in sand
and sit in shallow water.

430
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:14,552
To keep from stepping
on a stingray,

431
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,437
drag your feet
as you walk in the ocean,

432
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,399
This is called
the Stingray Shuffle,

433
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,677
and it may help you avoid
accidental contact

434
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,638
with these beautiful
sea animals.

435
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,997
See you on our next adventure
of seaQuest.

436
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:35,278